50 things a woman can't do

[Big Ade]

With sincere apologies to all biker girls because they are honorary men, not trans or anything just regular man type.
So just to be sure this is other women, not our brilliant Bulldog loving ladies.
So here they are:-

1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a stranger’s clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint of beer gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy bornography
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a TV programme series recording
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a DVD quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above