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Big Ade
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Despite all frantic attempts to recover control the captain announces that the aeroplane is about to crash and that the passengers must prepare themselves. A beautiful female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a real woman?"

A Yorkshire lad stands up, removes his shirt and throws it at her saying, "Here, get this ironed!". (bebugelt).
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