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50 things women can't do

Verfasst: Dienstag 23. November 2021, 14:48
von Big Ade
1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a stranger’s clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint of beer gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy *
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a TV programme series recording
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a DVD quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above

Re: 50 things women can't do

Verfasst: Dienstag 23. November 2021, 14:57
von Big Ade
Of course this does not apply to Marina or Lucy or any other Bulldog club lady.

Phew! That was close.