Arose by any other name

[Big Ade]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen, Aleve is also called Naproxen, Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The American drug control agency FDA has been looking for a generic name for V*agr*. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that V*agr* will soon be available in a liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "c*ck", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO(as opposed to "Mountain Dew")

And of course, apparently there's now an eye-drop version of V*agr* - it doesn't do a lot for your sex life, but it makes you look hard...
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and * today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I think I am ahead of the game here.

[Blubber]

Yes you are, Ade