After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Perhaps I better think it out again.
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Big Ade
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Steve
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Re: Perhaps I better think it out again.
Why not 
But...
...an 10" black-white TV is very Hard
But...
...an 10" black-white TV is very Hard
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*Konrad Adenauer
*Konrad Adenauer
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Re: Perhaps I better think it out again.
With a hot 25-year-old girl friend, who needs a TV?
Sorry guys, no time to dwell upon the necessity of TV's, someone is knocking on my door...
Sorry guys, no time to dwell upon the necessity of TV's, someone is knocking on my door...
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