Sherlock Holmes sees 3 ladies
Verfasst: Sonntag 6. Mai 2012, 22:03
Another one to make you smile
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are walking through the park. They pass a bench with three women sitting eating bananas. "After-noon, ladies" says Sherlock. Dr Watson turns to Sherlock and says, "Do you know those ladies?"
Sherlock smiles back and says, "If you mean do I know the Nun, the Prostitute and the married woman, no I dont."
"That's remarkable, Holmes," says Dr Watson. "How did you know what they were?"
"Elementry, Watson. The first woman is breaking bits of banana off and eating it, I deduce she is a nun. The second is ramming the banana in with both hands, therefore a prostitute."
"And the third? How did you know she was married? By a ring?"
"No, by the way she is holding the banana in one hand and pushing her head towards it with the other."
Cheers
Ade
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are walking through the park. They pass a bench with three women sitting eating bananas. "After-noon, ladies" says Sherlock. Dr Watson turns to Sherlock and says, "Do you know those ladies?"
Sherlock smiles back and says, "If you mean do I know the Nun, the Prostitute and the married woman, no I dont."
"That's remarkable, Holmes," says Dr Watson. "How did you know what they were?"
"Elementry, Watson. The first woman is breaking bits of banana off and eating it, I deduce she is a nun. The second is ramming the banana in with both hands, therefore a prostitute."
"And the third? How did you know she was married? By a ring?"
"No, by the way she is holding the banana in one hand and pushing her head towards it with the other."
Cheers
Ade