A few thoughts.
Question - Is Google ale or female
Answer - Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before it starts making a suggestion.
And another thing, aren't women funny?
They put ten tons of make up on their face, inject their lips with filler, wear massive false eyelashes, have their hair dyed and permed, wear false nails and have them coloured, shave all the hairs off their legs, wear high heels to make their legs look longer, have their teeth whitened, replace their eyebrows with tattoos and wear wonderbras to make their breasts look bigger.
THEN MOAN THAT THEY CAN'T FIND A REAL MAN!
I am too old for this world.
Ade