The wife stood naked in front of the bedroom mirror and turned to her husband and said "my ar*e is sagging, my t*ts hang down, my waist has spread and my hair is thinning. Can't you think of anything nice to say to me?"
He replied ,"Well dear there is nothing wrong with your eyes."
After this his wife was in the bathroom for hours getting dressed to go out when finally she swung open the door and asked "tell me honestly, do I look fat in this?".
He replied "yes dear, but to be fair, it is a small bathroom"
Cheers
Ade