The Greek Prime Minister, Alexis Tsipras, is having a tough time at the moment, some say he has a very tenuous grip on reality.
Apparently he called our Queen Elizabeth.
He said to her, "Greece is so great, and I'm so popular, I think I'll call Greece a kingdom."
"But, Mr Tsipras, You're not a king." Said the Queen.
"Hmmm, how about an empire, then?"
"But, Mr Tsipras. You're not an emperor.
"OK, maybe a principality."
"But again Mr Tsipras. You're not a prince."
"What should I call it then?"
"Call it a country."