TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
10th - "Scattered f****** showers, my ars*!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f****** ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Whoa, where did all those f****** Indians come from?" – General Custer, 1877
6th - "It does SO f****** look like her!" – Pablo Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Erhardt, 1937
4th - "Any f****** idiot could understand that." – Albert Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f****** hole in the head!" - JFK 1963
1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997