40-ish means 49
Adventurous means Slept with all your mates
Athletic means No t_i_t_s
Average looking means Has a face like a monkey’s a_r_s_e
Beautiful means Pathological liar
Contagious Smile means Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure means On medication
Feminist means Fat
Free spirit means Junkie
Friendship first means Former s_l_u_t
Fun means Annoying
Gentle means Dull
New-Age means Body hair problems
Open-minded means Desperate
Outgoing means Loud and embarrassing
Passionate means Sloppy drunk
Poet means Depressive
Professional means B_i_t_c_h
Romantic means Frigid
Voluptuous means Very Fat
Large lady means Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate means Stalker
Widow means Murderer
Hmmm ....
Just wondering where you spend your time on the web to need such dictionaries
Wulldee, one day my friend you may be very greatfull for this.
For any UK readers:-
Words you don't want to hear just after s_e_x...... "Ows about that then"
Julie said that Jim fixed it for her to milk a cow, but she had to wear a blindfold.